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About Tillamook headlight. (Tillamook, Or.) 1888-1934 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 22, 1910)
TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, SEPTEMBER 22. 1910. A ROMANCE IN SIGHT. Started by Not until hoHrdlnw I imump » cpm *«» h» »*i 1 m | will all ihfir roinitu« t* In» wrin»*n Thaokeray’» 8atlra. Thackeray created quite erroneous Impressions of himself by often indulg ing In irony I d the preueuce of people who were incapable of understanding IL Ono curious Instance »bleb be gave was this: Thackeray hud been dinlug at the Garrick and was talking In the smoking room after dinner with vari ous club acquaintances. One of them happening to have left his cigar case at home. Thackeray, though dlsllkiug the man. who was a notorious tuft hunter, good aaturedly offered him one of bls cigars. The man accepted the cigar, but. not hurting it to bis liking, bad the bad taste to suy to Thackeray. •‘I say. Thackeray, you won’t mind my saying 1 don’t think much of this cigar?” Thackeray, no doubt irritated at the man’s ungraciousness and bear Ing In ml ad his tuft hunting predilec tions. quietly responded. "You ought to. my good fellow, for it was given me by a lord.” Instead, however, of detecting the Irony, the dolt Immedl ately attributed the remark to snob bishuess ou Thackeray’s part and to the end of his days went about declar ing thut •’Thackeray bad boasted that be had been given a cigar by a lord " Shabby r«»iUMin ♦**<. of rliem mh * like rtirtt of file voilllg wofn.'ili who |f<»’ xo fired of being I’Kihd ••poor fill »if* be<’HU>*e M|»e received no III vltiiHoUs mid tind I«» enl nil her tueuH Hf tin tMiHi'dliig lioiiMe iHble flint «lie took fo • jiftNK nloue oiiie III Hwhlle nt n rheup reMiMiininf mid then braz«*uly httifc tilNOif fhe frh ndri who bad invited her fo dinner. There was a young man In that hoilMe who never went anvwhere el f h»T The first night the girl stayed out life* desolation nearly over|»>wercd "Even that |ssir little white him fiieed soul tía« mudi* ft” ids who want “Lotaaly wniita me her.*' he said I’m no good on earth.” Then on rare oerHHlun« hl« phi<e at the 'able wa« vm-ant. “New friends?” asked file landlady. ••Ye«.” lied the young man One night fhe man and the girl met In a fwentv five rent resfaurani They blushed, ibe.v fenced: they ttnally eon frsHrd Maternal Instinct. •Were a pair of frauds." said tbc “Children that yell like that ought girl “It’s swftil to think that looight when «•• go lio-’ie w- will have to either to la* gagged or kept al home." «•voiir dial we have been dining with remarked the Irascible gentleuiuu with the white beard to the bus conductor friend« " “And faces like the oue wot you’re •Well." said the voting mun, "ain’t «carin' people with.” chipped In the New York Press. mother of the noi«y Infaut. “ougbter be made luto door knockers or sent ter the chamber o’ ’errors.” The geutlemau with the patriarchal Lucky For the Lidi» Man He W«i Not face fungus took a brick red complex Her Husband. ion. "I know It’s u wk ward at times”— The Indy In the offside corner of the he commenced. tramcar possessisl a truculent air and "It's more’ll awkward: It’s nothin' a discolored eye short o’ ’orrlble." snapped the lady, as "I'liimy thing any one can’t take a she once more glanced at the sorry penny ride without everybody glarin’ elderly man's set of features. nt ’em.” she remarked, fixing a Htnall Wheu the rest of the passeuger« tit gentleman wearing gray whiskers atxl tered audibly the old geutlemau came a son io «lint rusty top hut with her to the conclusion that It behooved him normal optie. to speak to the point. The small gentleman suddenly be "I mean the child”— he tried once viiine Interested In a soup advertise more. ment. "And you didu't menu It uo good." "If any one cau't 'nve a black eve returned the lady, "else you wouldn't without Tom. Pick and Harry askin’ questions things are entilin' to a pretty a looked at it.”—Loudon Ideas. CHE WAS AGGRESSIVE. pass.” continued the lady. The Expense of a Wife. Rlleuee. allied with soap advertise A wife la a decided addition to the ment study, thoifgh eonumitly discreet, demands u|ain oue'a purse. In that was Ineffective., “Yeti I’m «-talkin’ to." The Indy sense, however sensible and managing But prodded the small gentleman's knee she tuny be. she Is expensive with her umbrella. "Ilin setlln’ there : everything worth having has Its price tills last ten minutes, you 'ave. »un of one sort or another, and there are tierin' If m.v 'uslian' gives It to me. it some things which cost much without It'll ease ver mind, 'e did Is there which life Is hardly worth living. Sahl Thiers: "Must men contemplate anything else?” "Madam." the small gentleman com making some self denial wheu they marry They think they will give up menced "laid I been your husband” — "I should 's' got off nt th' cemetery ! such and such expensive pleasure«. with it wreath Instead o’ goln ter the Litter ou. When they discover that they ’orsepltnl with a visitor’s ticket." snap I cannot do so. aud at the same time pct I the lady, "mid the wreath wouldn't | they luck the uicaus to ludulge. they 'll' lieeu expensive either” — l.oudon i cumpliiln that It la the extravagante Ideas of their wives which causo» the lucon- | veuleiice." A Weary Celebrity. Which wise Haying Is applicable to When Mrs linger A. Pryor was n men In other countries la-sldea that of young woman living In (Tin riot teville. Frauee.—New York Amerlcau. Vu. X tailing authors seldom reached tin* la-autlful unK.W-lty town. "Tltnck R»it»rat»d. clay. Dickens aud Miss Mnrtlueau Edmund Kean waa playing In "Rich passed us by." says Mrs I’ryor In her ard ill.." and the part of Calesby had laaik entitled "My Pay Reminiscent e* to la- taken by n low comedian, who of ii Long Life" Rut Frederika Breui snuuteriM on to the stage at the wrong er eondesi eiidi'd Io s|H*nd a night wirb moment and uttered the famous her eonqaitrlot. Baron Scheie de Tore Words. "My lord, the Puke of Ritck- of the university faculty, ou Iler way Ingliam Is tnkeu.” In the wrong place. to the south. Edmund clinched his Hate In rage, St hale de Vere Invltisl a choice com but otherwise took no notice of the re pany to spend the one evening Miss mark. Bremer granted him. Her works were I.ater the contedlau re|teat<*d the extremely |H>pular with the unverslty words In the right place, aud wheu circle, and every one was ou tiptoe of the king expressed surprise at the pleased anticipation uews Catesby folded his arm«, walked While the waiting company eagerly boldly down the stage and remarked e\|HH't<«i her the door o|ieued not for to the great «ctor In loud tone«: .Mis, llremor. but for her companion, ”1 told you eo before. Mr. Kean, but who anuounerd: you wouldn't believe ine.” "Miss Bremer, she beg excuse. Kite ver" tired and must sleep. If she come Nonroyal Headgear. she gape lu your noses." One of the attaches of the American Funerals In England. At the lime of Quevu Victoria's fu neral it writer lu the Undertakers' Journal complained that, while roynl burals were still conducted In an Im pressive manner, a sad lack of cere monial distinguished the funerals of the nobility. "Item after Item lias been aliaiidoued. Men after Men has l»*eti drop|H-d each meaning n dlsilu t loss to our business. Au undertaker In the west end. referring to the re cent death of a noble lord, cotihdisl tu tue: 'Forty years ago I buried a mem- lier of Hint family, «nd the funeral bill cauie to (I.J.'Ai igti.2.’an Ten later I burled auotber. wheu It t<> Ju»t w»r <7w itXAtih yeurs ago I burled a third. at iXW tgl >»■><. imt the bill tor one tlltl nut reach »;<’• tgllim.*" Origin ot a Famous Saying. einliasay at lamdon tells a story where in Michael Joseph Harry, the poet. who was apiatlmed a police magistrate In Publlu. waa th» principal figure. There was brought before htiu an Irish Amerlcau charged with suspicious cou- duet The officer making the arrest ■fated, among other ibluga. that the culprit waa wearing a "Republican hat" "Hoes your honor kuow what that meanair was the Inquiry put to the court by the "It may tie," suggested Barry, “that It nieamt a hat without a crown.*— Harper» Magaxlue. Saving Hi» Fcalings. The Office Bov (to tienHsrent lady artist who calls six times a week*—The editor's still engaged The lutdy Arti»! —Tell bint it doesu’l matter I doti t waut to marry bltu The ________ _ _ Hoy- ____ Office 1 aven't the ’art to tell Im that, mlns Ilea ad several disappointments to day *1 ry sad look tn again uext year —lxwdou Sketch i Euclid who 1« sometimes called th» father of miithematlen. taught UH» subject In the famous a boil at Alex- iimlrla Being askial one day by the Ling of Egypt il'iiiivniy Soten whether Optimiatio. lie <-ouM not teach him the is leno In "I was pinched for being too opti a shorter way. Ku* IM answered in mistic" • onia ili.ii lune lieen memorable ever "A w. com« off.” «Us e. “Eire, there Is uo royal road to “Fact. I thought the Mock I wan teaming " Xot many >a-ni|s> of eouver "udon have lived, as thia reply li.is, lor selling wouM be worth notnvtblng day Washington llrraid 2,'JIW tior* Totuniy-IXm wuai is luck’ Tommy'» Pop l.u-k. my »<>n I« what *s*iu**H io » man who has the op|H>r tunlty of Imyhig *oiH*dilng for s im-r. •otlg. l>m Mm vau t »lug.-l’hlladvl I*t>la lias oral H Cov«r« tb« Lang. . Wo »ball nvver ktnrrlcan ih irei it can't be writtea "Why notF W« bav* to« many dialect*. Write it in twseball vernacular Washington IlvmM In South Amort«*. Foreign Correspondent-And who ar« two men under the tree? Geo- »r«i Paprika-Oh. that’* the battalioo at th« royal ruiok You Should Come and See Our Fine Line of UMBRELLAS. 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